2003-05-06 - 1:20 a.m.
Alright people, its time the Diva spoke again. Ain't shit goingz on. I'm back to not dating anyone. Apparently "operation saboutage" went very well. But during the operation Kellen and I were at Walmart talking. He was helping me sort out my little love triangle whatever the fuck it was. Well we decided that the following general rule applies. "Men are either on some shit, full or shit or ain't about shit." Each one of you four mother fuckers that I was dating know whether or not you contributed to this statement and you know which contribution was yours. No need to call out names but you bastards need to recognize. I don't have a problem with you but the next person might. I'm just letting you know so you can fix that shit before you move on.
I have had some really bad gas lately. Yes my ass has been farting left and damn right. But it only happens at a certain time of day. Guess when it is. . . . Whenever a Bitch has to go to work. That's right. If I have to work I have to fart. I love my co-workers dearly but sometimes I'm trying to walk away so I can fart and you seem to think you should follow me. I don't know what kind of shit sniffer you are but if I have to fart move out the damn way. The other day I was at work and I had to run to the back hallway because I had to rip a juicy ass fart. That shit aint sexy it aint attractive but its a natural part of life. Deal with it. If you smell it, then its your fault for bringing your shit sniffing nose in the vicinity of my ass.
My bank decided to enact overdraft protection on my account. They didnt tell me that shit. They should have done it several months ago and I wouldnt have gotten in trouble. Whatever
Lets see. . . . who pissed me off this week?
Ive been moody for the last two weeks so if Ive been bitchy you all understand. I dont mean no harm. Then again maybe if you did some shit that deserved to get you told maybe I did mean it. Own up to your shit people. Its hard for me but I will admit my faults. Admit them own them and claim them when you fuck up.
Bitch been mighty horny too. Shiz I need to behave better but I just been wantin to be all kinds of freaky. Ive behaved myself or at least Ill say that I have for Babe's sake.HEHEHEHEE Whatever. Just so you folks know aint shit up. Heres the update. LOVE ME!
Everyone loves me and I intend to keep it that way.
