2003-03-09 - 5:19 a.m.
He's yapping at me again. So I call his mother and say to her, "Could you please get your dick out of my ear!" Of course she thinks its an obscene phone call and hangs up the phone.
Sometimes I think back to when I was twelve and wonder if all the porn I watched had an adverse effect on my sex drive. Then I think about all the sex I had in the last two years. Probably not.
If I were a fireman I would probably practice my hosing technique more than I do now.
I fell in love with Punky Brewster when I was 8 years old. She wasn't a girl though, she was a punk. I think she was my first fag hag. She wore a lot of rainbow colored clothing.
I love structure, organization and consistency. The problem is no one has ever known me to posess these qualities or be normal.
Has anyone ever heard Gladys Knight's "Love Overboard"? I like that song.
Speaking of songs there is this one by Joni Mitchell, and redone by Diana Krall called "Case of You" that I am in love with. Theres a line where she says, "You're in my blood like holy wine. You taste so bitter, you taste so sweet. I could drink a case of you and still be on my feet." That sounds like heaven to a functiong alcoholic.
I dislike children and love them at the same time. Children are the most honest creatures I have ever met. They tell you like it is and its not that they are being mean or have a lack of regard for your feelings. The truth of the matter is they haven't learned to be politically correct like we have and they haven't learned that everyone has feelings and they are easily damaged.
I've been trying to work out lately and do Tae Bo. The only problem is Billy Blanks is wearing these tights or lycra shorts that are light blue. His package is really obvious and distracts me during my work out. Its like it is calling me or taunting me. "Look at me, look at this pulsating blue package." Even as a homo this disturbs me.
"The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in service to others." -
Gandhi
For some reason whenever I have to work I get gas.
What are the three nastiest words in the english language when used together. Kellen suggest that it is, "Vaginal, blood, fart." Id like to hear your thoughts and feelings on this matter.
Your mama fucked the chauffer, your daddy balled the cook. Your sister did the dirty in the back of the book. The thirteens, right on - Maya Angelou
