2003-02-21 - 4:01 p.m.
OK how do we brng everyone up to speed. . .
I suppose we can start with Friday. I got off work and went to a meeting with the pledge class where we just shot the shit. That was a crazy ass conversation. Those boys sent up warning signals from the start that they were crazy. But Jimmy came that evening and I was so happy to see him. Its been so long since Ive seen him and I love Jimmy so much. So then Paul, Craig, Jim and I all go to Denny's to grab a bite to eat. You can sense the tension between Jim and Paul. Im not talking bad tension. I am talking sexual energy. We end up at Bull's. Did I mention it was Valentine's day. Did I mention I hate Valentine's day? Oh maybe not. Well lets back track. . . about a year as a matter of fact.
Valentines last year is when I found out that Cap'n Asshole had been lying to me. It was on Valentine's that I discovered Scott. . . his other boyfriend. The bitch that he was lying to about me as well. Valentine's was Black Friday long before Cap'n Asshole ruined it. But it just put a patch on it and made sure that it would be hell forever and a day.
Back to this year. I had put him out of my mind finally. After driving the thought of him from my mind all day I had forgotten him and was all about going out with the guys to have a good time. Who is the first mutha fucka I see up in the bar? Oh you guessed huh? It was Cap'n fucking asshole. He comes up to me and kisses and is all about how much he misses me and how am I doing? So I told him that I hadn't had anything to drink yet and proceeded to the bar. After getting two drinks into me very quickly he finds me and drags me onto the dance floor. Once there he starts dancing with me while his boy friend continues to look at me with a major Boo Boo face. It just so happens that Mary J. Blige, "No More Drama" was playing. I found it funny and just continued to dance as though I was enjoying myself. At this point his boyfriend decides that he wants to dance around us in a circle. To this I laugh and walk away. Really Mary, NO MORE DRAMA! The night continues with me dancing and drinking like no other. I am drunk as hell he continues to stare at me while I complain to Craigory about this bitch and his stares. Craig and I just try to ignore. But finally this bastard comes over and says, "I love you." My response, "I'm not nearly drunk enough." So he says to me, "Do you still love me?" My drunk beligerent response, "UNFORTUNATELY I ALWAYS WILL. LIKE A PARASITE." He somehow finds consolation in this and smiles then walks away. I began to laugh hysterically because I was so fucked up and didnt give a shit. The night went on and it was fun had an excellent night out with Paul, Jimmy and Craig. Next day. Will, Paul, Jimmy and I decide to go eat, go to Borders go to Walmart, go see Chicago, dye Will's hair and then proceed to a party. Cutting a long story short. . . Craig and I ended up driving Will to the Hospital after a 3rd of each of the following; Jack Daniels, Absynth and Tequilla. the boy seriously drank like a lot. And Jimbo also puked on the side of Craigory's car. It was quite the night. Had a lot of fun. Any questions about the whole night at the hospital and Kellen's drunken antics there as well can be asked of myself or either of those two. Good GAWD this took forever to finish.
