2002-09-12 - 11:59 p.m.
The following list is a top 5 of Brandon's biggest pet peeves.
5. Stupid people. The ones that dont even know that they are dumb really annoy the hell out of me. I mean sometimes I want to shout, "You are a moron. Your parents were morons for not drowning you and saving the world from your tragic mediocrity.
4. People that think they are funny when in reality they are stupid. Like the above, the more annoying part is that they don't realize it. The worse part is that you can't tell. Even if you do they still simply do not get it.
3. People chewing with their mouth open. Yes we know you are eating. I do not want to see or hear the beginning of your digestion process. Besides, people that chew with thier mouths open should be more conscious that smacking thier lips etc. could cause food to fall out of thier mouth.
2. Pretentious fags. I love my gay brothers just as much as I love my black people. But we have to stop buying into these stereotypes. Seriously people, just because someone says that you are ghetto or that you are a flammer and effeminate does not mean you need to strive to become that so that everyone will recognize you for what you are. This especially applies to gay men. Don't be fake and dont't be phony. Everyone knows that you carry knee pads in your bookbag. Everyone knows that you need a manhole cover to plug your worn out ass. You don't have to act like a queen to reinforce the point.
AND THE NUMBER ONE PET PEEVE OF THE NIGHT!
1. Running into past loves in the last place at the last time you expect to see their punk asses. As far as I am concerned when we break up we each claim territory. We also establish nuetral territory. Quit invading my territory. I didn't invite you into this space and I haven encroached on yours. RESPECT THE SEPERATION. Futhermore, we can still be friends but that does not mean flirt with me while my replacement is distracted with other things. YOU PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE!
I think I am better now.
