2002-09-10 - 11:16 p.m.
The drawstring on one of my plaid pair of pajamas just broke and renders the pants totally unwearable unless I pull them up over my belly. They are huge pants, 2 sizes too big in fact so that would actually work out, except having them up that high makes it so that everyone may observe my "junk". Now if I didn't care what people thought I would walk around showing people my junk. However, this bitch cares.
I am extremely tired and slightly cranky.
Also the nation is on orange alert because the anniversary of 9/11 is tomorrow. What I don't get is why its Orange. I mean how often did Rumsfeld watch Seaseme Street.
More later. I need to eat.
